Sister, you're really drunk, aren't you? Well, you'll forget everything, and I'll throw you a stick

I'm on vacation and I want to get on my dick. Drinking with a stranger, what if he fucks me?

I fucked a friend when I was drunk, oh. Well, now I have a boyfriend

She gave it to the first student sex party that came up, and why should such a pussy go to waste?

Don't you see? I'm jerking off, that means I want to fuck! You've got a hard-on, too

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others

Brother, I gave it to you in my sleep, but don't tell the guy, or I won't give it to you again

Who chooses her stepmother's underwear, fucks her (as long as her father doesn't burn her)

Nothing, it's easier to fuck a drunken Asian girl

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Son, what's the big deal? Let's sleep together, at least you can fuck me to orgasm

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

Almost got knocked up when I was drunk... Spread my sperm on my pussy, it's soothing

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

The lawyer helped the client - he deprived her of her husband and her anal virginity

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

And she knows how to please a guy - 1st date, and already on his dick

Asian girl shows where to fuck her - drunk and ready for anything

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

I thought my husband was asleep, so I fucked him... Okay, there's no shame in getting drunk

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?